In the snowglobe there is a miniature version of Pyongyang, and Rich and his team (at right) are going to tell Kim Jong the Second that he can either knock it off with this reckless, crazy aggression, or we will show him what reckless, crazy aggression really looks like -- and then Rich will smash the snowglobe with the hammer, for dramatic effect, and our guys will walk out. That's it. No negotiations. No bringing in the Chinese so they can appease and appease and appease along with Obama and Pelosi and Reid. The North Koreans get 24 hours to comply with our demands and totally dismantle their entire nuclear arsenal and allow us to establish a U.S.-led transition government in their country, or we launch preemptive nuclear strikes and level the place. Because honestly, I'm tired of this tinpot tyrant with his crazy hair and his insane threats. Up in Alaska we have a name for people like Kim Jong the Second. We call them bullies, and we know that the only way to deal with them is to shut them down right away, like Rudy Giuliani did with those squeegee men in New York all those years ago. So, pull up your man pants, Kim Jong the Second, because we're sick of your act, and we've got important work to do on behalf of the American people and don't have time to waste on you. You can kick and scream all you want, but the long-range bombers are already in the air, and I'm sitting beside the red phone with a Bible in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other. Your call.
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