Yes, Willow called Sarkozy a "dick-smoker," but he started it
Well God bless the lamestream media for jumping all over this latest ridiculous thing where my daughter Willow said a few unfortunate things on Facebook about the prime minister of France. Forget that it's not even fair for the media to be picking on a kid who isn't a public figure but of course there they are, combing through her Facebook page and treating all of it like it's public information, and suddenly now this is huge headline news everywhere that my daughter called the leader of France a bad word. Of course most of the stories don't mention the fact that Willow was responding to weeks and weeks of taunting by Sarkozy (aka "So Crazy" as we call him) and she was just sick and tired of this weird old man making fun of our family and especially because he was saying some incredibly hateful things about Willow's brother Trig and she just got to that point where the baby grizzly has to rear up on her big back legs and let out a roar. But as I've told Willow, these are the people we have to deal with now and this is the kind of garbage that is getting thrown at us all of the time and we're all just kind of getting used to it at this point, and she and all of us need to take the high road and ignore these creepy older men who are probably just doing things like this because they derive some kind of sick pleasure from making a teenage girl angry and when you use a filthy word this is how they get their kicks and he'd probably love it even more if she'd get on Skype in her underwear and call him names. And of course when you're the parent of a special needs kid you get this all the time but honestly it never gets any easier and Todd says if Sarkozy dares to come anywhere near our kids again he'll beat the guy to a pulp and I couldn't blame him.